"Not in a thousand years." There was a reason why he referred to Marco as 'Freckled Jesus.' Even though he's only known Marco for a short amount of time (especially compared to Reiner and Annie), he didn't seem like the kind of person capable of being cruel. Bertolt reaches up for Reiner's hand and nudges it down towards his hip, then he uses the hand on Marco's shoulder to carefully tug him closer so he could lightly bump their noses together.

"I'd be stupid to turn two really hot guys down." Who knew if he'd get another chance like this? They could all die tomorrow for Christ's sake. "Plus I wanna count all of your freckles. Even the butt ones."